Hi @Orwellian, chest pain isn't something to be taken lightly and we're concerned for you. It could be a pulled muscle but it's best to err on the side of caution. You can look at heart attack symptoms on the Heart Foundation website here, however, they do recommend that you call 000 if your symptoms are severe, getting worse or have lasted for 10 minutes.
We know that you don't want to go to your local health service, however, if you are having a cardiac episode please know that any doctor has taken an oath and they would do anything and everything to help improve your health.
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